How to Be a Ninja at School

Do you want to be a ninja in school as well as out of school? Well, this is all about how to make your classmates think you're an awesome ninja expert! Learn the moves, learn the power!

Steps

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    Get or make your own Ninja costume. Ninjas don't always dress like Hollywood ninjas, though. Loose dark slacks and shirt, dull-earthy colors such as charcoal gray, hooded and belted. Be prepared for inquiring looks when walking down the hall, if you so choose this form of clothing.
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    Make sure people at your school respect your decision to be a ninja. Speak softly, but with intensity and depth. Nod at remarks. Chuckle at insults, and say "Ah so!" -- not "So?"
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    Start to practice. Use concealment behind stuff (like lockers, trash cans, etc.) and observe people. This will increase your level of slyness.
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    Learn that the way you move also shows your ability. If you can walk/run through crowds as if an empty hall, you will naturally start walking more sly, and this helps you walk more silently, thus helping you be unnoticed.
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    Do what you feel true ninja is. If you don't feel the ninja, the ninja can't feel you.
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    Make a ninja brotherhood or sisterhood with your friends. Have your friends do this process with you so you guys can help each other and challenge each other.
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    Add your own ninja touch. Oh, and start to build your perspective of a ninja.
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    Do not be afraid to fight if really necessary. In doing this, your ninja skills and the respect your peers have for a true ninja will grow.
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    Get a Sakizori,or Ninjato which is a type of sword. (NOTE:Don't bring this to school, or you will be severely punished.)
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    You must be able to run up/kick off the wall. Any person who can do this will be able to escape many adversaries. Also don't do this near teachers.
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    If your friends ridicule you for this decision, try a more common style and activity instead, if it doesn't go well. If you work at being a ninja for a few weeks and see how things go, then it will not be too late to try something else.
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    Practice parkour, this is a vital function of ninja training!

Tips

  • Do not tell your whole school that you are a Ninja, for obvious reasons.
  • Do not harm anyone, anything, or anywhere while training or on a mission. Prison is not a nice place to spend time in.
  • If you do tell anyone, make sure they are close, trusted friends.
  • Typically try to blend in with crowd of people - the more normal you appear to be, the less of a chance that you'll be noticed.

Warnings

  • As mentioned earlier, a sword can get you into trouble in school and may be considered illegal (concealed weaponry, etc.)
  • Try not to fight in School

Things You'll Need

  • Ninja clothing
  • A fake sword (plastic, foam, etc.)

Article Info

Categories: School Stuff