How to Be Annoying in Stores

Ever gotten bored in a store and you just want to annoy the crap out of someone? Read this article and head off to Winn-Dixie, 'cause you'll be itchin' to have some fun!

Steps

  1. Image titled Be Annoying in Stores Step 1
    1
    Tell people you farted. Randomly go up to someone you don't know, and say as if you are drunk - "My name is... Gooblepoop!" Pause and stick out your front teeth, then say extremely loudly; "AND I JUST FARTED!" Dance in place once you say you farted.
  2. Image titled Be Annoying in Stores Step 2
    2
    Do The ole' Condom trick. Go up to a stranger, and yell as loud as you can; "YOU'RE BUYING CONDOMS!!" You can also place condoms in a very old woman's cart.
  3. Image titled Be Annoying in Stores Step 3
    3
    Go up to a man and quietly whisper to him; "Did you poop today?" when he replies, point to him and scream; "THIS MAN POOPED!"
  4. Image titled Be Annoying in Stores Step 4
    4
    Stand in front of a person and a cart who are standing still, and run in place, look behind your shoulder, gasp for air. When the person asks what you are doing, fall on the floor, shriek; "THE LIGHT!", and pretend you are dead, run over by a shopping cart.
  5. Image titled Be Annoying in Stores Step 5
    5
    When someone goes to enter a fitting room, yell loudly as if you are drunk; "NO! DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THERE!" If they go inside anyway, yell; "NO! YOU'RE FEEDING THE CRACKALOOPAD..." and continue to make up a stupid long monster name until they come out. Then say- "SAURUS!"
  6. Image titled Be Annoying in Stores Step 6
    6
    Run up to someone and excitedly say; "I breathe!" Then stay there smiling for a couple seconds, then pretend you are out of air and pretend to be dead.

Tips

  • Always act drunk, silly, crazy, and always say "Poop".

Warnings

  • Do not get too annoying and/or out of hand or people will call the police, or you could get kicked out.

Article Info

Categories: Boredom Busters