How to Live Like a Vulcan

Do you want to live like a Vulcan from Star Trek? Or maybe you want to act just a little more like Mr.Spock, do you? Vulcans are very interesting, none the less. Whether it be the Gene Roddenberry directed series or the newer J.J. Abrams reboots, this guide can cover all your simple and complex Vulcan needs to live the lifestyle perfectly!

Steps

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    Get your body used to a warmer climate. Vulcans live on a 132º Fahrenheit planet, so it pays to have this step in check.
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    Start to suppress your emotions. Vulcans still feel emotion, but they do not show it. Start by being quieter and listening more.
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    Increase your vocabulary and be more intelligent. The species you are trying to imitate has a very wide range of vocabulary and can calculate odds in a nano-second! Try to be good or at least more than adequate at mathematics and science. Or specialize in one subject. Try to be extraordinary at everything though.
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    Meditate or set up a meditation schedule. This step is very crucial to suppressing your emotions! You may wish to learn to meditate.
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    To greet and send off people, you say, "Live long and prosper," while holding your hand (does not matter which) in the Vulcan Ta'al, or Vulcan hand sign.
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    Let your mind be governed by logic. Yes, this may mean giving up watching the series finale of The Walking Dead or your favorite television show for an hour working out, but that is the logical decision! Let logic decide your actions.
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    When speaking, do not use contractions! Vulcans believe contractions in sentences are illogical.
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    Make sure that you are always perfectly groomed. These people are the image of perfection! Complete the image of a true Vulcan with the facial and hair perfection!
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    Vulcans do not like to be touched, so stay away from others. Vulcans are touch-telepaths, meaning they can feel others emotions through touch. If Vulcans feel too much emotion they will break their façade.
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    Do not touch your food unless necessary. Opt for utensils.
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    Slowly eat more and more plants and dwindle down on meat. This species is mainly vegetarian, but will eat meat on the rare occasion that it is necessary.
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    Be completely devoid of all emotion. Vulcans show absolutely no emotion. This means you must show none also.
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    Congratulations! You now act like and live like a Vulcan. Live long and prosper.

Tips

  • Try to do this gradually to help it stick to your mindset.

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